Skating, Soreness, Birthdays, Snow, and Blondes.

'Ello,

Right now I am watching figure skating while I am blogging. Pretty skilled huh? Not skilled enough to figure skate though...it amazes me that people can do all of those spins and twists and only rarely fall onto their buns.

Man, I'm sore today from wallyball! Lots of fun though.=)

Tomorrow netsirK and I are going to Steph's b-day lunch...happy birthday to her! (Or to you Steph if you are reading this XD )

Let's see...what else is new...oh, the snow is falling harder than ever tonight. Well, I guess I should try to enjoy it...it is so hard though because I am really ready for spring. Or we can just jump directly into summer.=) Global warming is such a joke. =)

Speaking of jokes, I thought that I would put up these next blonde jokes. But first, I must say something to those of you who may be blonde (whether it be natural or out of a bottle). I have nothing against blondes, especially because I myself have occasional blonde moments. Just thought that these were kind of funny. I got it off of coolblondejokes.com.


Title: She Was So Blonde

She was so blonde...

She got stabbed in a shoot-out.

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

She told me to meet her at the corner of 'walk' and 'don't walk'.

She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

She tried to drown a fish.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.

They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.

Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics.'

She tripped over a cordless phone.

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says 'sign here', she put 'Sagittarius.'

She asked for a price docket at the Dollar Store.

If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.

She studied for a blood test... and failed.

She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.

She thought she needed a ticket to get on Soul Train.

She sold the car for gas money.



And there you have it. I hope that no one is offended. =) Good night!